dudes that rub the clit when it’s dry need to be arrested

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REALEST zodiac sign stuff

  • <b> Aries:</b> self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet<p><b>Taurus:</b> nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much<p><b>Gemini:</b> smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses<p><b>Cancer:</b> dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know<p><b>Leo:</b> most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores<p><b>Virgo:</b> steady fuckers that probably have an OCD<p><b>Libra:</b> double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho<p><b>Scorpio:</b> paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long<p><b>Sagittarius:</b> funny but rude, one night stands big winner<p><b>Capricorn:</b> cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills<p><b>Aquarius:</b> weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded<p><b>Pisces:</b> sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites<p>


sleepy boys are the best because they have cute messed up hair and squishy tired cheeks and little droopy eyes and are at their most vulnerable making it easier to kill them

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